♠ An crusade thupui a sexy mai mai,
JOSEPHA PAWH KHAN A CHAK LO A  NI BIK HLEINEM

♠ Thianpa, nizan chu misualin min rawk a ka pawisa zawng zawng min laksak vek.
Thianpa: Silai te kha i nei a ni lawm ni?
Aw, silai chu ka thukru hman.

♠ Kawng chho lutukah truck lian hi full-load in a rawn tlan chho tuah tuah mai a. Ani chuan pawimawh hmel takin a lo tiding, handyman a zuang thla a zam a kam nghal vat vat. Driver chuan “Eng nge ni ta?” a rawn ti vat a, “Eng gear-in nge i rawn tlan chhoh?” a’n ti mai chuh…

♠  Pa ber ek chhuak lungrun tawh lutuk, a fapa a la inthiar si, tih ngaihna vak awm hek lo, mawng dawm meuh kun ngur ngur pahin vin zet hian…”Ramdin, MI VA ZAH LO VE” an ti ngawtah..

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Nupui: Kha kutdawh kha ka ngei ngawt mai.
Pasal: Ngatinge?
Nupui: Niminah kut a rawn dawh a. Kan chawthing leh chawhmeh ka lo pe a, vawiin a rawn kal leh chuan ei siam dan bu min rawn pe.

♠ Tualte Vanglaia zawngtah kual ber pawh kha a ziattupa a inbingbilet tawp tawp.

♠ Nula kha a bem dawn a…a thiante bulah, “Min duhloh pawhin min chhaih thin tho ru aw” an tia

♠ Tlangval pakhat pawh secondhand kamis a ha, a nghawng hmawra lazai chu a pawt a pawt a, a kawr nghwng a tla tawp.

♠ Zualko
Pu Thana te in ni em?
Aw ni e
In fapa Rinzamlova indonnah a chaldarah silaiin an kap a…chiang chei chei ngei mai….

♠ Kelkang atanga a rawn haw chu an pastor leh a number chiah a contact list ah a dah vel.

♠ An drama chan turah naupangbo lemah a changa. Vawikhatmah a lang ve lo. A zirnaah a kal regular ber a, an chan dawn phei chuan in makeup nasa ve rap.

♠ Nula pakhat senior tawh tak pawh kha sunday zan thawhlawm khawn turin an ruat a…zah nei vak tawh hek lo, thawhlawm ip la tura a kal pah khan a khawnna tur lam kha, “Kha lam kha lo in phawrh lawk ru, kan rei loh zawk nan” ti phei vel ham ham

♠ Tlangval pakhat zu rui pawh kha a thilruk avangin police hovin an vaw dawna, “Tunah a changtupa misual hovin an lo sawi sa ang” a ti vel!

♠ Nu: Mama, i artui kanna bel mawm kha i nau tal tir ve rawh.
Tlangval (Thirbel theh phei thuai pahin): Kha, tal rawh u, ka thlathar hlawh in hmu lovang! An tiah.

♠ Thu a sawi rei lutuk a…chowkidar in biakin chhuahsan pahin, “I sawi zawhah kawngka hi I rawn kalh nghal mai dawn nia” an tiah….

♠ Pa pakhat hian nupui nei reng chungin ngaihzawng a nei a, zan khat chu a haw dawnin Maida a tham a, a kekawr hmalamah a phul a..
NU : I va rawn haw har ve ?
PA : Mama nu, dawt ka sawi thei lo, ka bialnu nen kan awm duna..
NU : Awih awm loh loh, I thiante nen carromboard in pen a nih kha..!! dawt dawt hi sawi lo mai teh!!

♠ Aienthiam hnenah a kutzia a entir a.
Pasal chu i nei har dawn anih hi
Mahse ka kut i en bawk silo a
I hmel atangin a hriat vek alawm.

♠ Ka pu I arbawm tah atang hian sawmapakhat te pe ve la…
Pakua chiah ka tah dawn

♠ Nu: Pa-a i awm silo a chawhmeh siam tur pawh kan nei hleinem
Pa: Chu min siam i tum ani maw

♠ Damdawiin kawtah zozial zuk man Rs.200 chawitir an tum a,
ani chuan, “Rs.200 nei ila zozial ka zu teuhlo”

♠ Pa ber khan inchung ceiling a siam a, dak chungin perek a chhu kauh kauh mai a, a nghawng kham lutukin, “Hetiang tur tih hriata nimin khan lo kun nilen tur ania” a ti vel

♠ Pa pakhat pawh khan an pastor bulah,
Pa: Pastor tun lai chu kan nu hi a tum deuh reng mai a, engtinnge maw ka tih dawn le
Pastor: Kum eng zat nge in in neih tawh?
Pa: Kum 20 dawn chu a ni ve tawh,
Pastor: Chu mi kum chhung zawng chuan a chawhmeh siam vawikhat tal i fak tawh em?
Pa: Ngai miah lo, fak ngai ah pawh ka lo ti lo a.
Pastor: Nih chuan zanin chu a chawhmeh siam han fak chhin teh
Pastor thu rawn ang chuan zanah chuan an nu chawhmeh siam chu a fak ta luam a
An nu chuan fiana a lu khawn fawk pahin, “Kum 20 chhung zawng ka chawhmeh siam i fak ngai lo a, zanin taka thenawmnu chawhmeh min suah i fak luam chu le…VA LUH KHUNG NGHAL RAWH !!!!!!!”

♠ An kohhran upa kha zeilo mai mai. Mi a inkutsuih tir ve a, mopa chham tur zawng zawng a chham khalh vek…

♠ English result a chhuak,
Vanduai thlak tak maiin a fail hlauh mai a, an teacher bulah a va tlan vang vang,
“Sir, English-ah ka fail maw??” Chal dawm vawng vawng pahin UNPOSSIBLE an tiah!